The headline says: Internet Radio Reaches Deal With Record Industry. Pandora Saved!

Here’s the article at Digital Beat. (Thanks to Mary Madden at Pew for the link.)

But isn’t all Radio “Internet Radio” these days?

Enough. It’s depressing. Here, try this new exercise…

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend each arm straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day, you’ll find you can hold this position a bit longer. After two weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags, and eventually work your way up to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold them straight out from your sides for a full minute.

I’m at this level after only a month.

Once you feel confident and strong at this level, then put a potato in each bag.

C’mon…we all need more levity in our life.

(My thanks to Brian Wilson for the joke.)