I can’t embed this video, and so the only way I know to share it with you, is to have you click on this link.

Pretty funny, huh?

I’d just like you to consider how funny that would be without the hilarious captions.

When you ramble on and on about yourself, or take forever to get to the payoff of your bit, you’d just as soon be this toddler, as far as your listeners are concerned.

Without the cuteness factor.

She has an excuse.

You don’t.

Be relevant.

Make sure your payoffs are strong, and that you have one every 20 seconds or so.

Don’t babble. It’s not cute at your age.